Grl-Kyo ro rhe ho?
Boy-Maine aj tak sex nhi ki
Grl-Ro mat mujhe chod lo.
After sex
Grl-kyo has rhe ho,
Boy-maine aise hi ro-ro k sara mohalla chod diya…
Grl-Kyo ro rhe ho?
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Dr. abhi mujhe kuch dino tak
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Woman- Dr. abhi mujhe kuch dino tak bacha nhi chahiye.
Dr- ye le lena.
Woman- pani k sath ya doodh ke sath?
Dr.- bhen ki lodi ye condom h, lund ke sath lena h.
Husband & wife first night
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On 1st night, Wife:”Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.”
Husband:”Darling Something ‘Under’ is already ‘standing’ for you…
Bas LAGE raho..!!
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PANEER Rs.180/Kg
PETROL Rs.71/ltr
CONDOM sirf Rs.20 for 3/pcs
Aakhir bhenchod sarkaar humse chahti kya hai.?
KHAO Mat,
GHUMO Mat,
Bas LAGE raho..!!
After operation
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After operation, a girl to Dr.:- how soon can i resume my sex life.?
Dr.:- you are the 1st patient to ask this question
after
tonsil operation !.
Old couple wnt 2 Paris
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One Old couple wnt 2 Paris. Man gt into sex mood & said -Dear,pehle room par chale ya Eiffel Tower pe?
Wife -room pe chalo ji Eiffel Tower to kal bhi khada rahega
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath…
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Boobs ho Bade Bade..
Bra me ho Khade Khade.
Bar-Bar Chus, Khoob Inko Masal..
Par tu Daant se Kaat Mat, Kaat Mat.
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath…
Tu Naa Thakna Kabhi..
Tu Naa Rukna Kabhi..
Roz 3 Baar Chodne ki,
Le Shapath Le Shapath..
Agneepath Agneepath Agneepath..
Chut Mahan hai..
Har Koi Ispe Qurban hai.
Sabke Basate Isme Pran Hai..
Banakar Khud Bhagwan B Hairan Hai…
WIRYA se Kar Shoorvir Ise Lathpath Lathpath..!
Agneepath Agneepath.
