Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?
Santa: Hindi me THAKUR aur English me HANDS FREE.!
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Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono haath na ho usey Hindi aur English me kya kahenge.?
Santa: Hindi me THAKUR aur English me HANDS FREE.!
| Filed under Best Wishes SMS
Kya mangu khuda se aapko pane ke baad Kis ka karu intezar zindagi mei aapke aane ke baad. Kyu pyar pe jaan lutate hai log, Aaj malum huaa aapko pane ke baad….
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1 girl had bunked the lecture and was moving around in college.. one profeser caught and asked her: ye kya? Tum Period me ghum rahi ho??
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
| Filed under Life SMS
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Good Luck..
| Filed under Life SMS
Life’s most deepest feelings are often express in silence……
And no one in this world will be able to read the volume of ur silence..
Atleast value the one who gas always tried to do so honestly…
| Filed under Life SMS
Most meaningful words..
Man asked god “give me everything to enjoy life”
God replied “I have given u life to enjoy everything”