Tag Archive for 'SMS'

Everytime when I close my eyes

Everytime when I close my eyes
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I can’t see :(

What about You ?? :p ;)

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H..
1: Sorry – Galti Ko
2: Dukh – Zindagi Ko
3: Ghussa – Rishte Ko
4: Khushi – Dukh Ko
5: Saath – Gum Ko
6: dhokha – Dosti or Pyar Ko.

Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo

1 Baat ne muje kal raat sone nahi diya,
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Akkar Bakkar Bambay Bo 80+90 kaise 100.
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_/ \_ 170 hone chahiye na… :D

A Girl Singing In the Bus

A Girl Singing In the Bus:

Boy~ Y can’t you sing in radio ?

Girl~ Am i singing that much better ? :D :)

Boy~ NOT like that, I can atleast switch off the radio so….!! ;) :P

Santa k gao me nadi

Santa k gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gya
Builder:Bahut acha ho gya
Santa:Hanji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

Answer by sunny leone

“What’s the difference between hungry and horny?”
superb answer by sunny leone;)
“IT DEPENDS WHERE I PUT THE CARROT;)”

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