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Men will be Men…

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Men will be Men…

Once a group of men went to teerth yatra.
Their guru said dont get distracted if u see a beautiful girl..just close ur eyes n say ‘HARI OM’…
2-3 days later one of them said ‘HARI OM’..
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every one’s reaction was
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“kaha hai”?? kaha hai

Poor Jokes collection – u Lala u Lala.

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Mountain dew peene se ud jata hai fear.
Basically ur concepts r not clear.
wah.. wah..

Dost ne pucha exam me “5th ans batao”
Maine kaha “melody khao khud jaan jao”

Ek or Arz kia hai.
Maine piya aapka khoon.
Gd aftrnoon
Gd aftrnoon

1 aur bas.
Apke pyar me pagal ho gaye peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km per litre.

Basss.. 1 aur.
Atma chod gayi Jism purana.
Didi tera devar deewana.

1 last bas 1.
Blood donate karne k pehle hamesa group janchna.
Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.

Pakka yeh wala last pakka.
Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala,
u Lala u Lala
u Lala u Lala..!!