Never Regret anything that has Happened in your Life,,
It cannot be Changed, Undone or Forgotten so take it as a Lesson Learned & Move On.
Never Regret anything
| Filed under Inspirational SMS
Wo Dil Hi Kya Jo Dost K Liye Dua N Kare
| Filed under Friendship SMS
Wo Dil Hi Kya Jo Dost K Liye Dua N Kare,
Aap ko Bhulne Ka Julm To Khuda Bhi Na Kare,
Rahegi Aapki Or Hamari Dosti Kaayam,
Chahe Aap hume Msg Kare Ya Na Kare.
Husband & wife first night
| Filed under SEX SMS
On 1st night, Wife:”Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st night understanding each other.”
Husband:”Darling Something ‘Under’ is already ‘standing’ for you…
Mujhse vo Kehti he
| Filed under Girl Friend SMS
Mujhse vo Kehti he k tumhari
zindgi ko jannat bana dungi…
Banani usko ‘Maggiee’ bhi ni aati…
Fir Bhi Confidence toh dekho logo ka 
Kabhi is nagar tujhey dekhna
| Filed under Shayari SMS
Kabhi is nagar tujhey dekhna,
kabhi us nagar tujhey dhoondna;
Kabhi raat bhar tujhey sochna,
kabhi raat bhar tujhey dhoondna!
Mujhey ja baja teri justajoo,
tujhey dhoondta hon mein koo ba koo;
Kahaan khul saka teray roo-baroo,
mera is qadar tujhey dhoondna!
Mera khwaab tha k khyaal tha,
wo urooj tha k zawaal tha;
Kabhi arsh par tujhey dhoondna,
kabhi farsh par tujhey dhoondna!
Yahaan har kisi sey hi bair hai,
Tera shehar qariya-e-ghair hai;
Yahaan sehal bhi to nahi koi,
meray be-khabr tujhey dhoondna!
Teri yaad aayi to ro diya,
jo tu mil gaya tujhey kho diya;
Meray silsiley bhi ajeeb hain,
tujhey Chodh kar tujhey dhoondna!
Yeh meri nazar ka kamaal hai,
key teri nazar ka jamaal hai;
tujhey sheir sheir mein sochna,
sar-e-baam-o-dar tujhey dhoondna!
Beta kya kaam karte ho?
| Filed under Naughty SMS
Beta kya kaam karte ho?
“Ji samaj seva karta Hoon.”
Matlab?
“Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huye ko Milata hoon”
Woh Kaise?
“Bra banata hoon.”
Hindi class mein
| Filed under Naughty SMS
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
