Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere ‘LUND’ pe gayi he.
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
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Sex kar lene k baad
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Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai
GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
Santa (CHOR ko pakad k)
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Santa (CHOR ko pakad k) Banta Iski GAAND maar
Banta-3 bar dala Ander nhi gya?
Santa-CHAKU La or Iski Gaand FAAD de.
CHOR (Ghabra k)
1 bar TEL Laga k try to karo.
Viagra effect
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Shivani Dr. mere mukul mujse sex nahi karte . 
Dr- ye lo 30 golian,1 Goli roj khilana.
Lady ne 1 Goli di to Pati ne us rat sex kiya. <3<3
Nxt day usne 2 Goli di to usne khoob jor se sex kiya. ;;)
3 day usne puri 27 goliya dudh me dal ke pila di.:/
3 din bad Dr. ne shivani k bete se uski maa ka hal puchha to beta bola-
Maa mar gayi.
Chachi & mosi hspitl me hai, kaam wali bhag gayi,
Aunti ne papa pe rape case thok diya.
Meri gand abhi b dukh rahi hai X_X , chota bhai jhariyo me chipa hai
aur papa garden me nange hokar tommy ke piche bhag rahe hain… !!!!!!
Gand kyu mari
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Judge- Khan, Tumne Inspector Ki G@nd Q Maari?
Khan- Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do
Humne Daal Diya.
Rakhi sawant ka tadka
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Rakhi Sawant Lalu Ko Ghr Le Gyi Nangi Ho K Boli-
Muje Bandh 2 Or Wo Kro Jo Bihari Sbse Acha Krte H.
Lalu Ne Ktora Liya Or Doodh Nikalna Shuru Kr Diya
Aapko meri taraf se….
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Aap ko meri taraf se
Or mere tamam frnds ki taraf se,
Or mere chahne walo ki taraf se,
Or sare hindustan ki taraf se.
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BABA JI KA LOUDA..!!
