Wo phir se Muskura baithe…

March 23, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

Unki Ek Muskuraahat pe hum unse Sex kar baithe,

Unki Ek Muskuraahat pe hum unse Sex kar baithe,

Hum Chaddi Pehenne wale he the k Wo phir se Muskura baithe…

A Marwadi couple

March 9, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

A Marwadi couple went to sex therapists.

The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

The Marwadi said, “Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged…

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Ladkiyan apna Top…..

March 9, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

Ladkiyan apna Top ladkon k saamne hi kyun thik karti hain?

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Kyunki Luteron ko dekh kar hi apni Asli Daulat ka ehsaas hota hai :P :D

Padosan – Aaj Aisa

March 2, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

Padosan – Aaj Aisa”SEX” Karo ki meri Chillane Ki Aawaj Dur Tak Sunai De.

Fir kya Tha, padosi ne “CONDOM” PAR LAL MIRCH Lga ke pel Diya!

M.D.H Ka TADKA ang ang Fadka.

Ek baar teen aurat ek tange

February 28, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

Ek baar teen aurat ek tange wale se lift leti h……

Ek. Keh h ki tau. Lamba lene me maza ata h ya.mota lene me……..

Tau- kuch na dhara in baata me beti apna kaam karo….

Aurat- bata tau tane tere bete ki kasam……

To tau kehta h….mota le ne…

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Adult 18+ kids stay

February 26, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

Adult 18+ kids stay away

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Kisiko ko kaise bole muu me le woh bhi pyaar se.??

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Bhai sahab kya aapko 2 boond zindagi k chahiey. …:p :p :D

1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy

February 26, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,

” Jis Madarchod ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis Bhenchod ne utarna hai utr jao…”

Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se thappad laga diya…

Bachha 10 min ro k chup ho gaya aur fir…

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Bus stop pe ek ladki

February 23, 2013 |  by  |  SEX SMS  |  No Comments

Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka

packet leke khadi thi.

Bhikhari ; kuch de do.

Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.

Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi

de do.

Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.