2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!
Difficult To Understand Girls
Few days back when she called me I was having food
She got angry that i didnt ask her to join me..
Today when she called i was..
Taking bath & i asked her to join,
she was angry again..!!
Husband roz ki tarah subah walk per gaya to dekha bahar bahot thand ho rahi thi…
woh turant wapas aa gaya, aur chhaddar mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak gaya..
Aur bolaa “bahar bahut thand ho rahi hai!!”
Biwi (neend mein) “phir bhi woh pagal walk pe gaya hai..”!
Three pregnant woman were sitting in a Gynea’s waiting room (of course, one was blonde, one was a redhead and one was a brunnette). The brunette proudly says “I’m gonna have a son ‘coz my husband was on top!” Then the red says “If that’s the case, then I’m gonna have a daughter ‘coz I was on top!”. All of a sudden the blonde gets hysterical and cries “I’M GONNA HAVE PUPPIES!”
Agar tum ho haseen ,toh bure hum bhi nahi,
agar tum rehte ho mahalon mein,
toh sadak par hum bhi nahi,
pyar karke kehte ho…..hoon mein shadi shuda,
to kaan khol kar soon lo …
kunware to hum bhi nahi.