Best 25 Funniest Joke of the Day (Short & Non Veg Jokes in English)

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You Must be Searching for the Funniest Joke of the Day. So that let me tell you, you have came to the Right Place. Jokes in Hindi has a lot of Collection of Great & Funniest Jokes like Non Veg Jokes, Adult Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, Hindi Chutkule, Husband Wife Jokes and a Lot More. So here, in this Post I’ve List 25 Best Funniest Jokes of the Day which can make you & your loved ones Laugh like Hell. Don’t forget to like Our Google Plus & Facebook Page of Jokes in Hindi.

 

Funniest Joke of the Day

1.U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100% nice, and U r 100% stupid to believe these words.

2.
Ek aadmi kabar par betha tha. Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ? Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai….? Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

3.
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, Wohi main tumhe kehta hun,
Ae chal chal hawa aane de

4.
Din ko chain nahi, Raat ko aaram nahi, Jee na lage kahin, Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai? .. .. .. .. .. NALAYAK! Yeh pyar nahi garmi ki shuruwat hai.

5.
Dad to Son : When I beat u how do u control your anger. son: I start cleaning toilet. Dad: how does that satisfy you? Son: I clean with ur tooth brush. ……..best hindi joke

6.
SMS karne mein kitna maza aata hai, lekin dil ghabrata hai, kyunke balance jata hai, lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

7.
Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte, Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte, SMS kar dete hai hum har roz, Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

8.
Bewakuf, Murakh, Matlabi, Dhokhebaz, Chugalkhor, Besharam, Jhuthe, Badtamiz, Mokaparast, Pakhandi, ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

9.
Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Koi patthar se na maare mere diwane ko … Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.

10.

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, unke aane ki aas lagti hai , unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

11.
Pyaar vyar to ek bahana hai, Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yaar. Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai

12.
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

13.
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!

14.
I always think about U. I can’t live without U. I really need U. I’m totally mad about U. I just wanna be with U. I’m crazy 4 U. I wanna marry U. I LOVE U. Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai…

15.
Kya leker aye the? Kya leker jaoge? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya… Heaven mein bangla banaoge?

16.
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

17.
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hassi aati to hogi.

18.
Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna… Warna… Warna… Hamare ghar mai bhi mard rehte hain.

19.
Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

20.
Pyaar na kare wo dil kis kam ka, Dosti na kare wo insan kis kam ka, Ye Dabla to sab le ke ghumte hai, Jo SMS na kare wo mobile kis kam ka.

21.
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%

22.
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya. Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi.

23. Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card & 1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free? – – – – – Then – – – – – You have to.. – – – – – Just log on to [email protected]

24.
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahera koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu. Dost me aap jaisa Nalayak koi nahi!

25.
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya munna bhai karvayega?

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