{Bestest*} Ever Funny Shayari in Hindi for Whatsapp Status or Facebook

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Funny Shayari in Hindi

1.
Girl: Iss dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur uss dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi.

2.
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chinese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!

3.
I thought of suicide, Went to railway tracks but Got Ur sms and after reading I thought to be alive, U inspired me because If a useless person like U is alive, why should I die.

4.
Shayed mere pyaar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil se aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye. Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyaar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain Jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning Aisa bhi nahi hai ke I don’t like your face Par dil ke storage mein No more disk space Ghar se jab tum nikle Pehen ke reshmi gown Jaane kitne dilon ka Ho gaya server down.

5.
Poonam ki raat mein chand badal jata hai, Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai k apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

6.
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, Ek jaam mohabbat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa ke naam, Puri bottle bewafa ke naam, Aur pura bill doston ke naam.

7.
Mohabbat karle, karle Jawani baar baar nahi aati, Pyaar ek hi baar hota hai, Kyuki badi bimaari baar baar nahi aati.

8.
Bewafa se kabhi pyaar nahi hota, Marne kai baad intizaar nahi hota, Dosti karo to zara dakh kar karna, Har koi hamari tarha,
Cool, sweet and smart nahi hota.

9.
Doctor ne aadmi se pucha… Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Aadmi ne kaha… Kyun nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.

10.
Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!

11.
Na pyar, na yaar, Na mohabbat, na dosti yaro, Aaj ke ye devdas ki bat mano, Na chandra-mukhi, na paro, Bas har ladki ko line maro.
12.
Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.

13.

Santa: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Santa: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Santa: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

14.

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

15.
Santa: Oye tu har sms Do dafa q karta H?
Banta : Taaki tu 1 Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay yaar!

16.
School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na
Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

17.
Mummy: Kyon Rota hai mera Sona?
Kids: Dad Ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi Di.
Mummy: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye Hon Gey.
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Kids: Kaamwali Ko Kon Se Tables Aatey Hain?

18.
Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon Sir?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya be….

19.
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

20.
Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

21.
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

22.
Bittu: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 2 years !
Chotu : Then what happenned ?
Bittu : She Married the ‘Postman’

23.
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

24.
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par..larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .

25.
Jaan Leva Ishq-
College me mera haath pakar kar boli ki saat janam tak tumhara saath naa chhorugi sathiya
College Gate se apne Baap aur Bahi ko aate dekh kar boli kamine kisko pooch kar pakra mera haath.

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