25+ Very Funny Joke in Hindi (List Updated) for Whatsapp Status

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Very Funny Jokes in Hindi
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Hi Friends, As you all know Jokes in Hindi Website has Great Collection of Hindi Jokes, Very Funny Jokes in Hindi that you can Share on Social Networking Sites Like Facebook, Whatsapp, Instagram, Twitter & All.

Very Funny Joke in Hindi

 

1.
Santa: Thinking….thinking…
Banta: kya soch rahe ho yaar?
Santa: ye zee news walo ko kaise pata chalta hai?
Banta: kya?
Santa: yehi ke, ‘aap dekh rahe hai zee news’

2.
Duniya me 2 kaam bahut ache hue
Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle study complete hogyi
aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya

3.
boys proposed a girl
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan bhi kurbaan kaar sakta hu
Girl: Wo to sab ladke kehte hain
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
Girl: very old dialogue h
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 2 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga
.
.
.
Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.

4.
Very very funny definition of latest fasion designing trend…
Wat is FASHION DESIGNING?
Too many talented Brains working on
Too little clothes with
Too many ideas on how 2 cover;
Too little areas..
To expose smartly N Boldly.

5.
50% lovers love-romance kyun nahi kar pate?
1. Girlfriend nahi manti?
2. Seriousness?
3. Dono Raji nahi hote
Ans- room-space hi nahi milta!!

6.
Arz kiya hai gour kijiyega-
Mat pyar kro pardeshi se rote rote aakhe thak jayenge,
Pyar kro hmesha parosi se,
Roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge…

7.
ek ladki roj subah 10 baje per ke daal me beth jati the
aur
saam ko 6 baje utaar jati the
MBA karke paagal ho gaye the
Khud ko branch maneger samghte the..

8.
Natkhatlal:Tum apne sailoon me
Rahasmai aur romachk books kyu rakhte ho?
Naai:inhe padhker logo ke
Baal khare ho jate hai aur
Mujhe baal katne me aasani hoti h.

9.
Very motivatinal quotes ever written By dear Natkhatlal
Bachpan me Diwali ke din jaab Rocket chorte hue adbhut gayaan mila tha
Aasman chune ke liye bottle bahut jaruri.

10.
Teacher – Who is very patient person in world?
Santa- Sunny Leonee Cameraman sir answered very confidently
Teacher-Super intelligent student jara mere paas ana
phir kaya teacher de thappar pe thappar….

11.

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya….
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

12.
Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai

audience : wah wah…

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai………
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke sath
Ye btaya dosto ne ishq frmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez “check” krta hu main”
Ek tere ane se pehle, ek tere jane ke baad”(wah-wah)

13.
msg pe msg bhejte ho
bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho
bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho
khud ka bheja chalta nahi
dusro ka bheja bhej te ho…..

14.
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!.

15.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop.

16.
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second.

17.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!

18.
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

19.
Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,,,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

20.
Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi: tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar: ghar k halaat kharab hain,
“overtime laga raha hoon.”

21.
Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana.

22.
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

23.
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home.
Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me.
Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga.
Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee.
Boy:aap kaun?
Girl:mai bittu. aur aap?
Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

24.
1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.
Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss KaBacha
Hai?
Ladki : Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
Pata nahi Kis ki call receive ho gayi?

25.
Sonu-Yaar,English Me ‘Jhopdi’ Ko Kya Kehte He
Monu-Hutt
Sonu-Abe,English Aati Nhi To Saaf Saaf Bol Na..hutt hutt kaya bol rahe ho.

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